Again, The Chairman tells me that this is the photo of the famous T shirt from the 90s.

According to The Chairman, many people have enquired about this particular T shirt over the years. The picture below was taken in Benidorm in 1985. It was also worn to the Bournemouth game in 1990 on that particularly hot day where he was unfortunately burnt to crispy critter. The Secretary tells me that The Chairman is still bearing the scars of that game. If anyone wishes to see these scars, I believe they are on his shoulders somewhere. I am pretty sure if you are brave enough to  ask The Chairman to show you his war wounds, he will oblige. Sadly, I do not know if this T shirt still exists in any shape or form. If it did, it would be interesting to see what exactly that yellow thing on the front is the champion of. I can’t remember what 80s product the T shirt could possibly be promoting, answers on a postcard please….

After another successful rummage through his drawers, The Chairman has found some delights from his fabled adventures in Bamburgh in 1982.

For anyone who hasn’t heard the tale, The Chairman went to Bamburgh and learnt to windsurf in a week, whilst he was in between jobs. I have asked The Chairman for the photo evidence of him on said windsurf board, which hopefully he will be supplying in the near future. In the meantime he has supplied us with the two photos below, sporting the very fashionable v neck sweaters, which were all the rage at the time.

The first is of himself and the windsurf instructor, a Mr Peter Hinson. The Chairman tells me that Mr Hinson was a Bamburg White in those days.

The second is a picture of Marjorie Ann, who was from Craster. The Chairman tells me that the photo was taken in the Lorde Crewe Arms in Bamburgh.

As with all the information that The Chairman supplies me with, I do not know if these details are completely correct, they are correct according to The Chairman.

Apologies for the delay in adding this.

I have to say that I am not sure what The Chairman has against York City, but if I don’t put this post up, he will only badger me at the AGM and complain again that I am still not extoling the virtues of KFC as much as he would like.

Apparently The Chairman will have a computer imminently, so the MPO is looking forward to The Chairman’s words coming straight from the horses mouth onto the Charley Says page in the very near  future.

York City’s New Chant (Adapted from Pulp’s Common People)

I wanna play in the conference north,

I wanna do whatever Halifax do

I wanna sign crap football players

I wanna watch this club just slide out of view

The Chairman has asked me to specifically refer to these minutes and draw attention to the “Any Other Business” section, as this was the first official reference to the decision to change the branch name from Knaresborough to Harrogate. At least I think that is what he said, or it could be the “Adjourn to Jimmys for more alcohol” bit?

Anyway, they warrant a page to themselves instead of being tagged onto the end of one.

Apologies for the delay. The Chairman had passed these on at the Newcastle game but alas the carnage that ensued from that game resulted in the MPO needing to take some time away. The Chairman has also asked that his endorsement of Leicester Forest East KFC be mentionned, in fact he wholehearted would like to pledge his support for KFC as the means of satisfying the hunger of any Leeds United fan on the way back from an away game. I am not entirely sure if we need to put this to a vote at the AGM before I advertise this any further, given it is only The Chairman who expresses this at this moment in time. The Chairman is also keen to share “memory match” info, so The MPO will endeavour to do this next season, as The Chairman seems keen to continue with this section.

So, here are more memories from years gone by, which in his own words, The Chairman found at the bottom of his drawers.

From another year…bit of topical European interest..

and finally, something that The Chairman thought was very interesting

It wasn’t even an hour into the journey down to Ipswich before The Chairman had come out with some right crackers. I wish I could do service to all of them, sadly, I can’t, so this will have to do.

Peter Skellern sadly passed away last week and I have duly posted a tribute on the branch facebook page under instructions from Charley.  The Chairman stated that he thinks both Peter Skellern and Peter Sarstedt should be made honorary members of Harrogate & District LUSC. Probably Peter Sarstedt more so, given how often Where Do You Go To My Lovely is requested on the coach on the way back from an away game. Given that other societies have taken to adding members who they think would want to belong to their groups, it was decided that this should be discussed at the next branch meeting.

As is the usual in these conversations, The Chairman then decided that other notary figures should also be considered for honorary branch membership, given their specific skill set and any similarities that may or may not resonate with our branch. Napoleon Bonaparte was one suggestion, quickly over-ruled on the grounds that he was French, so Nelson was suggested as a more appropriate choice (not wishing to be short-ist or French-ist of course). It was flagged up that Scandinavians are notorious Leeds fans, so both Hagar The Horrible and Noggin The Nog were also put forward by the Media & Publicity Officer.

Somehow, The Chairman associated all of these conversations with an episode of Basil Brush, where the puppet itself fell off and all you could see the was the two fingers of the puppeteer. I have no idea why the Chairman would associate that image with the branch, but he is The Chairman after all, and what he says goes…

Further investigation into Basil Brush by the MPO has found this little story, which The Chairman has probably never seen before and therefore I have added it, in hope that it gives The Chairman further insight into the character of our potential honorary member.

Please note that the branch does not endorse hate crimes, the selling of lucky heather or pegs and definitely takes exception to the use of hypnotism as a means of inducing favour with the opposite sex.

Noted incitor of hate crime Mr B Brush in his pre Strasbourg Court Of Human Rights days

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-542353/BBC-ban-Basil-Brush-gipsy-sketch-hit-police-probe.html