After a little while away (not of his own making), by popular demand… drum roll please… and he’s back.
Chairman Charley Returns
……and he’s back. This is a bit like The Saint, when Ian Ogilvy took over from Roger Moore as The Saint in The Saint Returns. Cue that 70’s music.
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This edition is a corker. Combining the Chairman’s infinite wisdom for a refreshing take on some of football’s current affairs and more. You want topics dissecting – you’ve come to the right place!
The Bad Guys
Chairman Charley: Have you ever noticed how some evil people in real life look like baddies from telly?
Comms: Eh?
Chairman Charley: You look at that Infantino bloke. The one that’s messing up football. He looks just like the baldy bad guy off Thunderbirds.
Comms: You mean The Hood
Chairman Charley: Yes, The Hood could be Infantino. He’s really evil. Trying to muck up the game. Playing four quarters and then a half time show. Stupid idea. The best bit about that was Shakira, the rest was rubbish. Fancy doing that, messing up our game. Plus, he’s the one that banned a normal club flag from being at the World Cup.
Comms: Eh?
Chairman Charley: Look it up. They banned Barrows’ flag because it had a picture of a submarine on it. And it was only a picture. It wasn’t a sign declaring war or invading or anything. Just a normal picture.
Comms: Duly done . https://www.facebook.com/FootballAwayDaysClub/posts/-barrow-afcs-flag-was-reportedly-denied-entry-to-englands-game-against-croatia-b/1870831713836924/
Oh yeah. W***ker
Best Song Ever written
***warning this will be a recurrent theme, especially when Steve Smith is on the bus***
Comms: So what is the best song ever written?
Steve Smith: I don’t know why you are even bothering to ask? The survey has already be done several times, and that local today – he knew
Chairman Charley: Only because you told him the first words were “Life On ”
Comms: and then you had to go all pictionary and tell him the last word was a popular chocolate bar in a black wrapper…..
Steve Smith: Irrelevant
Chairman Charley: Have you got any 10cc songs in your top 10 list?
….. lots of discussion about how many actual songs are in Steve’s Top 10 best songs. Currently standing at Life On Mars, Hotel California, Champagne Supernova and then another 20 songs
Apples
Chairman Charley: Did you know this was where bramley apples were invented?
Comms: Eh?
Chairman Charley: It was. This was where bramley apples were invented. Look it up. That’s why there are bramley apple trees everywhere.
Comms: Duly done. https://her.nottinghamshire.gov.uk/whats-new/the-story-of-the-bramley-apple Oh yeah.
Genuinely, The Chairman is a minefield of information. and yes, he’s back
