The Chairman had alot to say at Forest and was very insistent about the exact words, he is The Chairman after all…

Firstly: “I thought it was ten past” – apparently The Chairman had misheard the departure time

Secondly: “GB should be top of the medals table as we do not go round vandalising toilets in Brazil” apparently The Chairman does not recognise Restroom Redecorating as an Olympic Sport.

Thirdly: You wanna be looking up the article in this weeks Daily Mail about origins of Bramley Apples, this had no bearing whatsoever on the apple based drink that The Chairman was drinking at the time.

Till the next enlightening time….MPO

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