There was much discussed on the way to Stoke, fortunately, I am not going to go through all of the stories though, as the tone was significantly lowered a few times too many.
Songs To Watch The World Go By
CC: This must be one of the best songs about Brexit and the EU.
A: Eh?
CC: Hotel California
A: Eh?
CC: Well, just listen to it. It’s just the same as what’s going on now. You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.
A: Point taken
Food For Thought
CC: 10cc did my favourite song
Q: what’s that then Charley?
CC: You’re not in love. Great song
A: Not as good as Hotel California
CC: 10cc, what a brilliant name for a band. Do you know why they were called 10cc?
A: No, not really, kinda unusual.
CC: Well, it’s because it’s supposed to have something to do with the amount of “fluid” that comes out when you have sex.
A: Eh?
CC: You know when a man (the rest of this conversation has been redacted as too delicate for you, dear readers)
MPO: Brilliant. I am trying to eat my ham sandwich….. Cheers
CC: Did you have any mayo on that?
Lessons In Love
CC: All I had to do was post “The Perfect Year” by Dina Carroll, and it all fell into place
A: Eh?
CC: The Perfect Year – “I don’t need a crowded ballroom, everything I need is here”
A: Eh?
CC: “If you’re with me, next year will be, the perfect year”
A: Eh?
CC: It’s a classic, you don’t even need to say anything else. The song says it all
A: Is this the sure fire way to pick up women, Charley?
CC: Works for me, every time.
Charley’s Angels
Q: So who would be your favourite Angel then Charley?
A: Farah Fawcett Major. Has to be
Q: Wasn’t she replaced though?
A: Farah Fawcett, the other two weren’t anywhere near, couldn’t touch her.
Dave: I thought the one with the black hair was alright.
Steve: Kate Jackson, yeah she was ok
CC: No, Jaclyn Smith – she had the black hair
Dave: No Kate Jackson
CC: No, everyone’s favourite was Farah Fawcett Major
Steve: Isn’t she dead now?
Dave: Is she dead? How would you know if she is dead?
CC: Well she wouldn’t be moving would she? Go up to her and prod her.
MPO: Just Google it
CC: No honestly, you don’t need to google it. If she doesn’t move, it means she’s dead.
thanks to google images for the picture of Charlie’s Angels
